Early Bird Parody Champion Sweatshirt | Sarcastic "Late Sleeper" Quote Crewneck | The Early Worm Gets Eaten Graphic | Oversized Fit (S-3XL)
Early Bird Parody Champion Sweatshirt | Sarcastic "Late Sleeper" Quote Crewneck | The Early Worm Gets Eaten Graphic | Oversized Fit (S-3XL)
The Early Bird Gets Tired. The Late Bird Gets the Feast.
Rewrite the rules of success with this hilarious Early Bird Parody Sweatshirt. While the world tells you to wake up at dawn, this design celebrates the strategic brilliance of sleeping in.
Featuring a whimsical illustration of a fluffy, well-rested chick enjoying a tired worm, this crewneck captures the ultimate irony of life. As the text on the shirt wisely proclaims:
"It's just the way of the world that the chick who sleeps in until noon gets to eat the tastiest worm. The worm that woke up early and worked hard with its tired body simply ends up being my feast." — Dr. Pantoufflard
This isn't just a cute graphic; it's a statement against hustle culture. It’s the perfect attire for night owls, heavy sleepers, and anyone who loves sarcastic humor.
[The Brand: Champion Quality]
We didn't just pick any shirt; we chose the Champion Eco Crewneck to ensure your laziness feels luxurious.
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Iconic Branding: Features the recognizable Champion "C" logo on the left sleeve.
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Premium Warmth: Made with a 9 oz. medium-heavy fleece (50% Cotton, 50% Polyester) that creates a cozy shell, perfect for naps or slow mornings.
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Durability: Double-stitched seams and a ribbed collar that won’t lose shape, even after you’ve slept in it all weekend.
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Seamless Fit: Tubular knit construction implies no itchy side seams for maximum comfort.
[Sizing & Fit]
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Unisex Sizing: Available in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL.
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Style Tip: Runs true to size for a classic fit. For that trendy oversized streetwear look, we recommend sizing up 1-2 sizes.
[Care Instructions]
Treat this shirt gently (like you treat your mornings):
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Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F).
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Turn inside out to protect the graphic print.
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Tumble dry low or hang dry.
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Do not iron directly on the print.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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| Width, in | 20.00 | 21.99 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve Length (from center back), in | 36.00 | 36.75 | 37.25 | 38.25 | 39.00 | 39.37 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
EU representative: Pantouflard / SEUNGHYUN JE, official@pantouflard.com, Masanhappo-gu Hyeondong 4gill 20 110-601, Changwon-si, KR-48, 51778, KR
Product information: Champion S600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
