Funny Early Bird Parody Sweatshirt | "The Late Bird Gets The Feast" Sarcastic Quote | Hanes Soft Eco-Fleece Pullover (S-3XL)
Funny Early Bird Parody Sweatshirt | "The Late Bird Gets The Feast" Sarcastic Quote | Hanes Soft Eco-Fleece Pullover (S-3XL)
They say "the early bird catches the worm." But have you ever thought about the worm? This hilarious Early Bird Parody Sweatshirt rewrites the rules of success. Featuring a whimsical illustration of a fluffy, well-rested chick, this design celebrates the strategic brilliance of sleeping in. As the philosophical text on the shirt wisely proclaims:
"The worm that woke up early and worked hard with its tired body simply ends up being my feast."
Why wake up at dawn when you can sleep until noon and enjoy the fruits of someone else's labor? This crewneck is the ultimate uniform for night owls, smart procrastinators, and anyone who knows that the best things in life happen after 12 PM.
[The Comfort: Hanes EcoSmart Fleece]
To practice the art of laziness, you need the right gear. We use the Hanes P160 EcoSmart Crewneck because it offers maximum comfort with a conscience.
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Soft & Cozy: The medium-weight fleece interior feels like a warm hug, perfect for those slow mornings that turn into afternoons.
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Perfect Blend: Made with a 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester mix (7.8 oz) for warmth without the bulk.
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Eco-Friendly Bonus: It’s made with up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles. So, by doing absolutely nothing on the couch, you're actually helping the planet.
[Fit & Features]
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Relaxed Fit: Runs true to size with a classic fit that’s great for layering or lounging.
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Seamless Comfort: Tubular construction means no annoying side seams to ruin your nap.
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No Itch: Features a tag-free neck label for zero irritation.
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Durable: Ribbed collar and double-needle cover-seaming ensure it keeps its shape, even after days of binge-watching TV.
[Sizing Guide]
Available in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL. (For a trendy oversized look, we recommend ordering 1-2 sizes up.)
[Care Instructions]
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Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F).
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Non-chlorine bleach as needed.
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Tumble dry: Low heat.
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Do not iron directly on the print.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.50 | 31.50 |
| Length, in | 26.50 | 27.48 | 28.46 | 29.49 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 31.50 |
| Sleeve length, in | 34.00 | 35.25 | 35.87 | 36.62 | 37.37 | 38.12 | 38.87 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
EU representative: Pantouflard / SEUNGHYUN JE, official@pantouflard.com, Masanhappo-gu Hyeondong 4gill 20 110-601, Changwon-si, KR-48, 51778, KR
Product information: Hanes P160, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
